"Timothy, would you mind reading us the answer to number one?"

To the Curriculum Writers,

Have you ever met a fifth grader?

Sincerely,

Mr. H

Monday Morning

Me: "Is your eye okay? It looks swollen."

Student: "My mom's friend's dog kicked me in the eye. It hurts."

Me: (Thinking back to emergency protocol for this type of situation) "Go splash some water on it."

A Bet

One left over from last year. Let 2010-11 begin!!!

I am just wondering how he was planning on "baking out." If that's what the kids are calling "stoning up" these days, they are going to have to get up pretty early to do it during Mr. H's class!

A Tribute to Socco

Some amazing work by one student who we'll call Socco for the moment.
He usually rips anything he finishes to shreds, so we're lucky to have work that is only badly crumpled instead.

LIZARD!

Colonial map!

Sock Monkey Poacher

Guns, guns, guns (flamer).

Map
I like his version better.

Terrorist Attack!

Minarenticle

That One's Going in the Scrapbook

Test Results

They don't exactly count as found, but these where kinda charming.






They don't exactly count as found, but these where kinda charming.

This is another note requesting a move away from certain individuals. Fairly unremarkable.
But on the back, I see the doodling of a creative genius. I'll have to break the news to her. I tried it and it doesn't work.